iQuitStewdioJed's Other Poem (Beautiful Ground)Music, Politics, and PopConfess your sins anonymously

Fuck it man, whatever. Introducing the all new iQuit.

Your job. Your relationship. Your friends.
Get out of any situation instantly with iQuit.

Amanda Congdon quit RocketboomDave Chappelle quit his own showJason Lytle quit Grandaddy

iQuit 1.0

You don't have to be a celebrity like Amanda, Dave, or Jason to quit with panache. iQuit generates a formal letter of resignation from its library of pointed, yet ambiguous, sentences. Perfect for quitting almost any sticky situation.


Proud Parent

My wife and I have always preferred our older son to his younger brother, but infanticide is so expensive. Thanks to iQuit I've cut the excess baggage and have a family I'm truly proud of!

Delighted Designer

I used to do corporate advertising until I realized having a soul is nice. I fired up iQuit and BAM! Now I can starve with pride.

Smirking Single

I knew I wanted out of my relationship, but couldn't find the words. iQuit made it quick and easy, just like me!
iQuit Now!

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Click "iQuit" below and you will receive an email with a special link inside. That link will construct a formal resignation letter, mail it to your intended recipients, and CC you as a receipt.

Use at your own risk. Stewdio and associated parties are not responsible for results of use and/or misuse.

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